Monday, October 15, 2007

What Happens If You Cook Lasagna Without Tinfoil

You know thee true Jeannois when ...

After reading the last post of the anthropologist, I am reminded an e-mail sent by a friend Jeannois which is in the same tone. So here's what happens ...


You know thee true Jeannois when ...

When ... You know just 2 seasons ... Last winter and next winter .

When ... Your winter tires USED BY 8 times faster than your summer tires. You see ... When
-25 to meteomedia the morning, worse thou ce say not so bad.
When ... You feel annoyed when qqu you say you come from the Saguenay ...
When ... The price of beer is the big same price as the little elsewhere
When ... You can write "Because ..." in your school work ca worse happens.
... When you say you will "ensure" ...
When ... You run the "Triple your cash," PCQ ce a good way to souler cheap!
When ... The smell of manure is one of your fragrances usual springtime.
When ... For you will pay a luxury shopping ce go to Place du Royaume.
When ... The coasts of Chicoutimi stressing you PCQ tee to clotche worst that has no IT Lake.
When ... you pass 2 lights until you fart worse than your check for you PCQ IT ce of traffic ...
When ... For you to 3 hours drive ce reasonable.
When ... ty éceuré that the world cities t'apellent la la ... worse than you think the girl in the ad Mc Do to had not dirty ...
When ... You think it's Red Nose should exist in the year ...
When ... You know the name of the bad life taxi driver who brings you home drunk on Friday night ...
When ... You think ce cheeses worse PERRON ST worse BOIVIN the best!
When ... You know what is a " GUIBOU !"
When ... You say ORTEUILLES worse merde / Someone world look at you like you're crazy!
When ... For you cross the Park ce not a drama.
When ... You know what a ce bas'd'soute ...
When ... Mosquitoes are part of your daily in June.
When ... The bars are in the mall ... (Referring to Dolbeau haha!)
When ... A cover to go to a bar you know you not!
When ... You t'offusques that offers you a piece of pate has meat by telling you that it's tart pan ...
When ... You know what a ce froque a snatchel udders shoes-slaps ...
When ... For you see a house decorated with lots of blueberries in plastic cheap is normal ...
When ... The world outside ask you if you know Mr . Doe who is also from Lake pcq'ils think that Lake ce p'tit all!

etc etc etc. ....

PS. If Jeannois read it and find other things to add please do so in the comments!

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